1. Her last name is Kardashian.
2. The conversation is great, but the sex is boring.
3. The sex is great, but the conversation is boring.
4. His first name is Tiger.
5. Her credit card debt exceeds your mortgage and student loans combined.
6. You're putting more effort into your wedding than your relationship.
7. Conjugal visits aren't allowed under the terms of his sentence.
8. Her only name is Madonna.
9. You met yesterday.
10. In Las Vegas.
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5 comments:
Oh no! What if I just met a madonna named Tiger Kardashian? I am doomed!
If you meet a madonna named Tiger Kardashian, may I humbly suggest that you run--not walk--away from a date, let alone a marriage.
hahahahaa. Will you marry me?
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Nailed it.
I think that you covered most of the bases here.
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